Mel Gibson Inks Deal To Create 4 Solo Porn Flicks For Netflix

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(Los Gatos, California) – Scroll past Fuller House, and even go beyond E.T., because Netflix has announced the debut of its new adult-film library, “Netflix After Dark”. And as if this announcement wasn’t exciting enough, the largest online streaming provider of TV shows and movies has chosen Mel Gibson to pioneer this new division. Gibson’s deal strongly resembles that given to, “The Daniel Day Lewis of Comedy”, Adam Sandler.  Gibson will single-handedly create the 4 solo films which will star only himself in what he refers to as, “The nastiest shit you will ever see”.

In the same press release, CEO Reed Hastings revealed the Netflix Original Series, “House of Cards”, will be subsequently cancelled indefinitely. When asked why this Emmy Award Winning series would be cancelled just after it’s increasingly successful fourth season, Hastings clarified all of the production capital will be funneled into making more Gibson Solo Porn Films.  Hastings assured skeptical shareholders this strategic move into adult films will result in an unprecedented surge in revenue and a corresponding rise in shareholder equity.

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