(TIW) – A study by Harvard University has found that Asian-Americans have absolutely zero involvement in any of America’s current problems. There was no real evidence as to why this was so, but lead researcher and book enthusiast, Zachary Rodgers, shared his thoughts on the subject:
“Asian-Americans have the perfect gig right now. Immigration, crime, killer-cops. The last thing you think of is an Asian-American. They’re killing it. And plus they’re like really good people.”
The Harvard team also stated their theory that Asian-Americans have no desire to run for president, just wanting to “stay low”.