The Insider Weekly Hires In-House Witch on $3Mil Contract


(TIW) – The Insider Weekly is very honored and excited to welcome our first official in-house witch.  Janet The Witch will be joining The Insider Weekly on a $3Mil contract which will see her provide exclusive content including horoscopes, potions, spells, and her signature take on pop-culture.  (Check out last week’s horoscope here!) Janet The Witch joins us this week fresh off a 2 year residency somewhere in Eastern Europe. Please join us in welcoming Janet The Witch to our staff and learn more about her below!

Janet The Witch
Likes: Dark clothes, pointy hats (like a witch, not like KKK), goopy potions, Netflix, and Ron Weasley.

Dislikes: The KKK.


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