NFL Backed Study Finds It’s Actually Impossible to Get a Concussion in the Playoffs

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After a particularly gruesome Wild card weekend that left Travis Kelce, Tyrod Taylor, and Cam Newton with extremely clear easily identifiable symptoms of concussions, the NFL has put all of our worries to rest.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goddell explained to the press that recent revelations on the subject of concussions have allowed the NFL to remove the concussion protocol for all payoff games.
“It has to do with the moon, the tides and lunar activities I am told. Because of this it is actually scientifically impossible to get a concussion between the months of January to March. And I’m not making this up by the way, this is just science.”

 

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